Australian dance music is now dominated by Christian DJs after Scotty secretly took over the sound ministry – The Betoota Advocate

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In some bizarre news, it appears Scott Morrison’s rampage on ministries has gone much further than initially thought, as documents reveal the growing number of Christian DJs dominating Australia’s Dance Music is also of his do.

Not content with giving himself the portfolios of health, finance, industry, science, energy and resources, home affairs and treasury, Side Hustle Scotty seems to have gotten a bit confused and has also took over the Ministry of Sound.

Hailing from London, the Ministry of Sound now organizes dance music events around the world, including a recent stint at Sydney’s Vivid Festival – alarmingly named “Testament 2022”.

Although it was billed as a “testimony to dance music history“, those who attended the event and were coherent enough to hear the lyrics were shocked to discover the words “praise you” – and no, it wasn’t Fatboy Slim. .

It can now be revealed that Morrison worked his way up to become the CEO of Ministry of Sound, allegedly making the decision to spread the good word of the gospel through a company that didn’t have a tarnished reputation. like Hillsong.

It is understood that the next major MoS event will be titled “Resurrection” and is scheduled to take place on May 21, 2023.

More soon.

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